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英文笑话老公失踪

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英文笑话老公失踪
  A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
   The policeman asked her for a description.
   She said, “He is 35 years old, 6 feet 4 inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
   The next-door neighbor protested,
   “Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”
   The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants”THIS KIND OF STUFF“back?”
   老婆與隔壁邻居到警察局报案说她的老公失踪了。
   警察要求,她形容一下。
   她说:“他三十五岁,六尺四寸,黑眼睛,波浪状的深色头发;体格健壮,体重185磅,说话很轻柔,而且对小孩子很好。”
   隔壁邻居却提出反驳说:
   “你老公五尺四寸,胖嘟嘟的,秃头,有一个大嘴巴,而且对你的小孩很刻薄。”
   老婆回答说:“你说对了,可是谁会要这种没用的废物回来呀?” 笑话:Be Nice To Your Nurse
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英文笑话老公失踪:https://www.ryedu.net/syy/yywh/202005/58962.html
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