At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man either"
A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Husband wanted"。
Next day she received a hundred letters。 They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him。
Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada。
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished。
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence。