I found just now you have a face,which causes fish to sink out of sight and the flying crane to drop down. But it is due to you. Have a ugly face of a beautiful one. 我才发现，你有着沉鱼落雁之容……鱼儿一看见你就吓得沉入水底，大雁一看见你就吓得一头栽到地上。
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　　Do you still alive? I am very sorry, because I have been very busy these days and haven't gone to see you. But the Hades said you were not welcome. So you should set your heart at rest and recuperate. Hope you get well at an early date. 你还活着吗？非常抱歉，这几天我很忙没能去看你，阎王说了他不欢迎你。所以你安心养病，祝你早日康复！
　　 英文笑话

　　God sees you are thirsty, so he produces water; God sees you are hungry, so he produces rice; God sees you have no one lovely friend, so he produces me; however God sees there is no idiots in the world, so he produces you by the way. 神看见你口渴了，他创造了水；神看见你饿，他创造了米；神看见你没有一个可爱的朋友，所以他创造了我；然而神也看见这个世界上没有白痴，所以也顺便创造了你。

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